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Post by TLI-Inferno on Jul 27, 2010 13:46:14 GMT -5
I have important news for everyone...
[glow=red,9,300]TLI-Inferno Loses a Game...[/glow]
This afternoon, TLI-Inferno lost a game on Battle.net against TrueSorrow13. The crowd was shocked; they had never anticipated a loss from TLI-Inferno, defeated by TrueSorrow13... TrueSorrow13 ended the match with nearly twice TLI-Inferno's score; he had over 3,300, while TLI-Inferno had nearly 1,800. TLI-Inferno had been utterly destroyed by his loss, and is currently recovering from an explosion of dynamite under his ego mountain.
For those of you who were not expecting a match, the game which was lost was "Are You a Lucker?" Those who have known TLI-Inferno all insist this was an unfair duel, as it would be impossible for TLI-Inferno to win such a game.
Are You A Lucker is a game in which players compete by luck. It includes several mini-games, such as a Rock Paper Scissors knockoff, duels with two of the same units facing each other, each with bash, critical strike and evasion, games in which integers are randomly chosen, and the amount of points given to the players, and other games involving the winners having the highest luck.
Okay, now to the weather report...
Today's forcast is slightly choppy, consisting of heavy nuclear showers and deplorably hot temperatures from solar flares within TLI-Inferno's bedroom.
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co0kie
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Post by co0kie on Jul 27, 2010 14:21:42 GMT -5
Sounds like you got rocked.
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Post by TLI-Inferno on Jul 27, 2010 16:09:10 GMT -5
lol would u rly expect me to have any chance at all in a game literally of luck? im surprised i got my score over 0... lol on the part where this dude randomly shoots at people, and sometimes doesnt have a bullet in the shot, he RLY wanted me dead... 3 out of 6 times the bastard shot at me!!!
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Post by TLI-Inferno on Jul 27, 2010 16:33:23 GMT -5
Today, we shall read one of TLI-Inferno's dreadful stories about his past.
What you are about to read is very graphic, and is not advised for vegetarian audiences. The story is rated M due to meat grinders, butcher knives and red-hot platforms. Reader beware, for all who look upon the words of TLI-Inferno will leave with different eyes.
TLI-Inferno's Most Scary Moment
by TLI-Inferno Jr.
I was coming home from school; I had quite an appetite. I searched the fridge, and there was no meat... I searched the freezer, and there was no meat... I searched the clannies' trousers, and there was no meat... And then... I saw it...
I turned around, just in time to dodge the charge of a flying bullboar, which had been in attempt to destroy me. I quickly ran through the bathroom, took a peek at my wonderful looks, and then went back into the kitchen.
I gracefully slipped and knocked over a mountain of casual silverware, resulting in half of the bullboar being sliced into pieces perfect for bacon, ham and steaks. When I perfectly fell on my face, I accidentally knocked the rest of the bullboar into a meat grinder, which was conveniently beside the fridge. When another bullboar attacked me, I took the AK-47 out of the dishwasher and gave the livestock monster a seasoning of lead.
While disposing of the monster, I was teleported to a Mongolian Barbeque by Chuck Norris, and the meat teleporterd onto the Mongolian Grill, a round, hot metal platform, which singed the meat. I ate the bullboars, both of them, and then went to sleep on the nearest platform.
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Post by TLI-Inferno on Jul 28, 2010 14:52:11 GMT -5
Today, it appears we have green fog rolling from boars, and a minor hail of expired hookers thrown from TLI-Inferno's apartment window.
Readers, you must take a step to help the environment from this worse-than-acid-rain threat. You must remove all extra-large Trojans from pharmaceutical centers, so that TLI-Inferno will stop using expired hookers as ammunition out of the window.
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Post by TLI-Inferno on Aug 5, 2010 19:47:27 GMT -5
Today, TLI-Inferno was defeated by TrueSorrow13 at a tower defense! This has never before happened!
Witnesses insist that Truesorrow13 was given assistance by the player behind him, who fed him with a large amount of weak units, however the bruises dealt to TLI-Inferno by his steroid-given offense hurt the same, whatever the cause.
On with the weather, today it's raining cats and dogs, with a slight hail of supplies designed for scooping up animal innards.
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Post by TLI-Inferno on Aug 18, 2010 21:32:31 GMT -5
Today, I played Are You A Lucker? in a 2v2 match with me and Truesorrow13 against fire_caster and Alpha_and_Omega. Alpha_and_Omega, despite his claims of bad luck, was the winner of the game, with double my score. I on the other hand had the lowest score in the game. I got 1700 as my score, which holds with my usually getting a score of 1800.
As for the weather, we may have a drought due to the dryness of finallegacy's sandpaper vagina.
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Post by FinalLegacy on Aug 19, 2010 8:24:39 GMT -5
Don't forget I still read this forum, mr. I-wanna-be-a-shammy.
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Post by TLI-Inferno on Aug 20, 2010 21:23:05 GMT -5
Uh I'm not posting this to get shaman, I'm the one who told seto to wait, he offered me shaman not long after I rejoined. I decided that I would wait a while, to make sure that I actually wanted to stay in GoED, because I don't want to leave as a shaman again.
Besides, I would be perfectly happy with staying a peon, although I am shaman.
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Post by FinalLegacy on Aug 21, 2010 7:09:17 GMT -5
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