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Post by Royce13 on Apr 8, 2009 10:55:47 GMT -5
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense.
Deputy says, “License and registration, please.”
Lawyer says, “What for?”
Deputy says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign”
Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
Deputy says, “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.”
Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”
Deputy says, “The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”
Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket.”
Deputy says, “Exit your vehicle, sir.”
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving snot out of the lawyer and says “Do you want me to stop or just slow down?”
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Post by FinalLegacy on Apr 8, 2009 13:03:44 GMT -5
That cop is so fucked after that
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Post by Setokaiva on Apr 8, 2009 22:03:00 GMT -5
at least the lawyer knows that intelligence doesn't always win over strength. After all, if you always think, you never act. Police officers seem to balance out the two, though, one main reason i respect them alot. They DO make mistakes, though, but thats just cause they're human.
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Post by TLI-Inferno on Jul 3, 2009 10:52:38 GMT -5
depends where you live...here cops are assholes. one tried to slam my dad on the ground for askin the cop to slow down cuzz he was speeding burning rubber in a tight neighborhood full of kids, for NO REASON....lol but the cop was too weak and couldnt. my dad even had his hands behind back but the cop choked on his pride and wanted to put my dad down lol...
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Post by TrueSorrow13 on Aug 25, 2010 2:03:45 GMT -5
weird........
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